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The Douche Report
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 02.29.08 under Dumbasses, Trashy
The Drudge Report has just gone too far this time.
Media outlets had not reported that Prince Harry had been deployed to Afghanistan in December because, of course, he would likely be murdered if it were known that he was serving in the war. Any dumbass with half a brain cell would see that it was obviously important to keep this information from getting out.
Enter Matt Drudge. The Drudge Report broke the news that Prince Harry was deployed, therefore putting his life in grave danger. Therefore Harry is on his way home now so that he can hopefully avoid being murdered.
So Drudge, as if you haven’t shown your true colors before, you sure have now. Since when is putting someone’s life in danger worth a bit of Internet traffic? You are a completely ignorant asshole without a soul and I hope your advertisers drop you like a hot potato. You’ll be getting having me as one of your website visitors today, but only to see who’s peddling their trash there and lining your pocket so that I can know where NOT to spend my money.
You call yourself the world’s most powerful journalist? You are a journalist like Kirstie Alley is anorexic.
Well known for your stunts? Yes.
Respected? No. Not now, not ever.
Tags: Drudge Report, Dumbasses, Kirstie Alley, Matt Drudge, Prince Harry, Trashy
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Trashy Mama Taken To Jail
[ No Comments ] Posted on 07.02.07 under Trashy
In Georgia a pregnant woman was hauled off to jail because her yard was so trashy looking. The grass was tall and weedy, junk cars sat in the yard, she apparently had some kind of “improper signage” posted on her property and trash littered the property.
Her family agrees that there are problems but they can’t believe the 21 year old woman was taken to jail for it.
You thought your car was bad? Her parents say one of the cars that counted as one of the 13 violations - police called it a junk car - is tagged and insured and driven every day. Hahaha…. I don’t feel so bad about my car now. At least no one ever confused it with a piece of junk!
Tags: jail, redneck, Trashy, yard
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