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Is Britney Pregnant Again?
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.11.07 under Celebrity Snark
There are rumors, probably untrue, that Britney may be pregnant again.
Good Lord, I hope not.
There have been some tabloid reports that she was pregnant earlier this year, but on a trip back to Louisiana the problem disappeared. Ugg.. those rumors are hopefully untrue as well but from what the rags printed, since K-Fed wouldn’t accept responsibility and there could have been several other sperm donors, the girl took care of the problem.
Now there have been recent reports that Britney quit getting the birth control shots because she thought they were making her fat. Umm, yeah, it couldn’t be all the fast food she eats or anything. So reportedly she quit getting the shots and then started taking the pill instead. Yeah.. we know the pill isn’t something that makes women gain on average 5-7 pounds, right? Well, the pills can’t be what’s making her gain weight either because she apparently forgets to take them and thinks it’s some kind of joke. Someone said that she thinks because she’s not in a relationship that she is somehow immune to pregnancy.
Well now the rumors are going around again that she might be pregnant. Let’s hope not. After running a red light with her children in the car this weekend because she was messing with her cell phone, she has proved once again that she’s just not mother material.
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