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Really Big, Fat, Huge Lips
[ 4 Comments ] Posted on 01.11.08 under Personal
You know how people, especially celebs, get the lip injections to make their lips huge?
Well, I’ve never envied that look. I think it looks a bit odd, especially when the top lip gets really fat right in the middle. I used to watch Passions, and when the character named Beth (Kelli McCarty) had closeups it was really annoying. She overdid it on the lip injections and gloss. She looked like someone had punched her in the face and then she ate a porkchop with no hands to console herself.
Anyway, back to why I’m talking about huge lips. I’ve always had a slightly thin top lip and I’ve tried different lip plumper products before and none of them made any difference. Then I saw an infomercial the other night for a product that looked promising. So, I went on Ebay and bought the product. Of course I’m not going to buy it from the company promoting it and get on some autoship bullshit and let them try to upsell me when I call. I just wanted to try this lip plumper and see if it made any difference at all, not sign up to make monthly payments.
Well, let me tell you… I feel like my lips are huge now. Not Kelli McCarty huge, but big. It feels odd. My sister also tried it and she said that while she was sleeping, she rolled over on her stomach and her lips were so big she had to make adjustments because they were pressing into the pillow and felt weird.
So, now we have these huge, glossy lips that tingle a little bit. I had no idea you could get lips this big without getting injections - and I sure wasn’t getting injections.
I wonder how long it takes the big lips to wear off?
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