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Britney Cried All Day Ya’ll
[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.27.07 under Celebrity Snark
Well, yesterday was the big custody showdown between Britney and Kevin and I don’t know how she did in court, but the reporters say she was a broken down mess the whole day.
At one point, while she was running back and forth to the bathroom, presumably to change her sunglasses or hairstyle, a reported asked her how she was doing. Her brilliant reply was, “Eat it, suck it, snort it, fuck it” as she walked back into the courtroom.
The judge didn’t make a decision about custody today, but apparently Britney got some extra time with her kids this weekend, whatever that means. A written ruling on custody is expected from the commissioner on Monday or Tuesday.
In other news from retardville, Britney’s mama, Lynne Spears is writing a parenting book. It will be released on Mother’s Day. Since she did such a fantastic job with Britney, why not spread some advice around?
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