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Do You Use Gmail?
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 01.13.08 under Google
I want to know, is Gmail full of fuckery the last few days, or is it just me? It’s constantly saying it can’t do things and will retry in a few seconds or something. After a while I fully expect it to come back and say.. “sorry it didn’t work out.”
I know it’s free and all, but it’s what I use for email. So WTF Google? What the hell is going on with Gmail? What’s the problem?
Tags: email, Fuckery, Gmail, Google
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I Could Make A Fortune, If I Weren’t So Shady
[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.15.07 under Scams
Here’s a very exciting email I got today:
From MUNAH KOLONGA I Need Trust)
Dearest one,
How was your day, I hope fine? it is my great desire of going into business and parental relationship with you. I am quite aware that my message will come to you as a surprise because it is indeed very strange for someone you have not met before to contact you in this regard. My name is MUNAH KOLONGA, from Cote d’Ivoire, West Africa the only son of late Abdullah Coulibaly. He died mysteriously in France during one of his business trips Abroad year 10th.Oct. 2006. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been master-minded by a brother of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth!
My mother died when I was just 4 years old, and since then my father took me so special. Before his death on February 12 2006 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he had a sum of this money is USD 9.5 million American Dollars and the money is in a bank here in Abidjan the capital city. left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime banks here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only thoughter for the Next of Kin in depositing of the fund.
Now there is a trace that it is my uncle that kill him, couple with what he is did to me recently so I decided to ran way from our family house to where I am now because wanted to kill me too to take all the properties. Without know that there is this Money with the bank. I contacted you so that you will help me and see that this money is transferred to you as my guardian so that you will help me to invest and for me to continued my studies. I want you to assist me in clearing this fund into your account overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, and also use it for an investment purpose.
I am just 20years old and high school certificate holder; really don’t know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer these funds. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.
I need some to be my Guardian in life that I will look on to as my parents. Once the money is transferred, you will make arrangement for me to come over to you.Please can you be trusted? Do not be offended because of these question of mine. I am just sririous to know more about you, because it is risk for me.
Can you honestly help me as your thoughter?
Can you serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 20 years? What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?
Can you make arrangement accommodation in you home or a new Place for me to come over to your country to further my education and also to secure a resident permit in your country? Please let me know your mine and how sincere you are, everything will be legally done and I hope that we can realise this with seven Days.
Anticipating hearing from you urgently.
Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.
Thanks and God bless.
My sincere regards,
MUNAH KOLONGA
And here is my reply:
Dear Munah,
(It’s a shame that you need trust, as I am as shady as a Nigerian scam artist.)
The expensive Munah, is a ignominy that you require a confidence, provided that I am schattig also where scam the artists nigerischer. If you could of course me provide the $9.5 millions in in the American money, in the humid money, I in could in the LageSEIN to you send at intervals a small approval. To you I in send your part of money in the warrants of payment or in that are flown reviews, if this is okay, provided that I do not wish the money that is continued for with. My uncle, a dignitary foreigner in in the Kashtanistan, has been killed tragically under mysterious circumstances September at the duration the 9,.2006 and October 17,.2006 at the duration of implementation of utilisation in other country. It has left the $12.5 millions in a confidence for with butr that am not y’! même in deed him I return accessible without your support. Any point could be that djegej’rej, if you could sign the documents and take meanwhile this Truthahnspiegel in in the capital the transport. Wold I they are eytyhe’s for you pays the time in in the same boat the $15.7 millions of plus 30 years. If you could satisfy as soon as possible Kanu in in the Pirat passport, the himself consequently the transport in the suitable skin of pumpkin you will shape also thus the continuity, while I require your support in s tepid. Thoughts that djegej’royn, femelles.
I eagerly await your reply,
Bitch
Tags: email, Nigerian, scam, Scams
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