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The Douche Report
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 02.29.08 under Dumbasses, Trashy
The Drudge Report has just gone too far this time.
Media outlets had not reported that Prince Harry had been deployed to Afghanistan in December because, of course, he would likely be murdered if it were known that he was serving in the war. Any dumbass with half a brain cell would see that it was obviously important to keep this information from getting out.
Enter Matt Drudge. The Drudge Report broke the news that Prince Harry was deployed, therefore putting his life in grave danger. Therefore Harry is on his way home now so that he can hopefully avoid being murdered.
So Drudge, as if you haven’t shown your true colors before, you sure have now. Since when is putting someone’s life in danger worth a bit of Internet traffic? You are a completely ignorant asshole without a soul and I hope your advertisers drop you like a hot potato. You’ll be getting having me as one of your website visitors today, but only to see who’s peddling their trash there and lining your pocket so that I can know where NOT to spend my money.
You call yourself the world’s most powerful journalist? You are a journalist like Kirstie Alley is anorexic.
Well known for your stunts? Yes.
Respected? No. Not now, not ever.
Tags: Drudge Report, Dumbasses, Kirstie Alley, Matt Drudge, Prince Harry, Trashy
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I Told You Dog Chapman Was A Dumbass
[ 7 Comments ] Posted on 11.01.07 under Dumbasses, Celebrity Snark
I hate that he is a racist bigot, but I’m glad that he’s been exposed now and his 15 minutes of fame are over. What an asshole.
What? You don’t know what I’m talking about? The National Enquirer and TMZ have published an audio rant of Dog The Bounty Hunter ranting on and doing his best Micheal Richards impersonation because his son dates a woman who happens to be black.
As I said I couple of days ago, Dog The Dumbass. He truly turns my stomach.
Now he’s making desperate calls to Al Sharpton, trying to do damage control.
A & E has suspended production of the dumbass show, “Dog The Bounty Hunter”.
Tags: Al Sharpton, asshole, bigot, Celebrity Snark, Dog Chapman, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Dumbasses, exposed, Michael Richards, racist
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