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Britney Pregnant Again? Not Likely.
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.28.07 under Celebrity Snark
Dear Lord, not another Britney story.
I was over at TrashyCeleb.com and their top story right now is that In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again with ex-boyfriend J.R. Rotem’s kid. They say Rotem confirmed it.
Now, I love TrashyCeleb, don’t get me wrong on that at all, but I think In Touch is pulling our legs. For one thing, didn’t she just have liposuction while she was in Vegas? She also had that lip thing done, which I’m not sure if you could do that while pregnant either. Also, she failed a drug test and said it was because of the Adderall she takes for ADD.
Umm.. even Britney should know that you can’t take Adderall if you are pregnant. And I’m sure she does. And I’m sure she’s not… pregnant.
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So, Perez Hilton is a Big Fat Liar
[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.23.07 under Celebrity Snark
Anyone surprised?
So, gossip whore Perez Hilton said that he saw Michelle Rodriguez at Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel and that she was partying hard and had to keep going to the restroom to “powder her nose.”
So, Rodriguez decided to prove once and for all that Perez Hilton is the big fat liar that he is, and went to her doctor to get tested for every drug under the sun. And she tested CLEAN. Yeah, Perez, she tested clean you loser.
Rodriguez has been seen out recently, drinking water.
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