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I Told You Dog Chapman Was A Dumbass

[ 7 Comments ] Posted on 11.01.07 under Dumbasses, Celebrity Snark

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I hate that he is a racist bigot, but I’m glad that he’s been exposed now and his 15 minutes of fame are over.  What an asshole.

What?  You don’t know what I’m talking about?  The National Enquirer and TMZ have published an audio rant of Dog The Bounty Hunter ranting on and doing his best Micheal Richards impersonation because his son dates a woman who happens to be black.

As I said I couple of days ago, Dog The Dumbass.  He truly turns my stomach.

Now he’s making desperate calls to Al Sharpton, trying to do damage control.

A & E has suspended production of the dumbass show, “Dog The Bounty Hunter”.


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    [ No Comments ] Posted on 10.29.07 under Celebrity Snark

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    Dog the dumbass Chapman, bounty hunter, is calling for Joe Francis, creator of “Girls Gone Wild” to be released from prison.  Dog even says he’ll sign the bond and if Francis were to try to run he could find him.

    Sorry Dog, no one is that sure of your bounty hunting skills.

    I am sure though, that you need a decent haircut.

    I’m also sure that you’re only trying to be BFF with Joe Francis now to try to grab yourself some free publicity.

    Try again Dog, we’re just not buying what you’re selling.  Dumbass.


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