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So What Is The Function of the Monitor?
[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.17.07 under Celebrity Snark
I hate myself for writing about Britney Spears again, but I’ve got some questions.
What is the function of this court appointed monitor that we were seeing in the car with Britney and the kids? How is she supposed to stop Britney from doing just whatever the hell she feels like?
It seems to me that the court just person in harm’s way by having this woman hang out with Britney while she gets to visit with her kids. The monitor couldn’t stop her from text messaging while she was driving and blowing through a red light at a dangerous intersection with them all in the car.
So what’s the point of having a monitor? It’s not like as soon as she witnesses some dangerous or destructive behavior she reports to the court and has the visitation revoked or anything. I haven’t seen that happening.
However, I wonder if she did talk to the judge today when K-Fed’s lawyer went back to court. The order is sealed, but the good old Commissioner decided that Britney can’t drive with the kids in the car anymore.
No word on whether or not Britney truly failed that drug test or if it was her Adderall. If the media reports are true and she’s on Adderall and Provigil, plus her breathing medication inhaler thing and supposedly some birth control pills when she remembers to take them.. no wonder the girl is a fruitcake. I’m no doctor, but you can’t really take… or shouldn’t take Provigil and Adderall together unless you really do want someone to have to scrape you off the ceiling. And if she is taking all of these prescription meds and is also abusing some kind of street drug… it’s going to be Anna Nicole Smith all over again. Trust.
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Britney Cried All Day Ya’ll
[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.27.07 under Celebrity Snark
Well, yesterday was the big custody showdown between Britney and Kevin and I don’t know how she did in court, but the reporters say she was a broken down mess the whole day.
At one point, while she was running back and forth to the bathroom, presumably to change her sunglasses or hairstyle, a reported asked her how she was doing. Her brilliant reply was, “Eat it, suck it, snort it, fuck it” as she walked back into the courtroom.
The judge didn’t make a decision about custody today, but apparently Britney got some extra time with her kids this weekend, whatever that means. A written ruling on custody is expected from the commissioner on Monday or Tuesday.
In other news from retardville, Britney’s mama, Lynne Spears is writing a parenting book. It will be released on Mother’s Day. Since she did such a fantastic job with Britney, why not spread some advice around?
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