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Britney Pregnant Again? Not Likely.
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.28.07 under Celebrity Snark
Dear Lord, not another Britney story.
I was over at TrashyCeleb.com and their top story right now is that In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again with ex-boyfriend J.R. Rotem’s kid. They say Rotem confirmed it.
Now, I love TrashyCeleb, don’t get me wrong on that at all, but I think In Touch is pulling our legs. For one thing, didn’t she just have liposuction while she was in Vegas? She also had that lip thing done, which I’m not sure if you could do that while pregnant either. Also, she failed a drug test and said it was because of the Adderall she takes for ADD.
Umm.. even Britney should know that you can’t take Adderall if you are pregnant. And I’m sure she does. And I’m sure she’s not… pregnant.
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The Britney Laugh of the Day
[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.25.07 under Celebrity Snark
Today, some less than reputable places have the story that Britney Spears is all set to adopt a 6-year-old pair of twins from China.
Yeah. That’s it. you can laugh now. This is so easy, I don’t even have to give you a punch line with this one.
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Is Britney Pregnant Again?
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.11.07 under Celebrity Snark
There are rumors, probably untrue, that Britney may be pregnant again.
Good Lord, I hope not.
There have been some tabloid reports that she was pregnant earlier this year, but on a trip back to Louisiana the problem disappeared. Ugg.. those rumors are hopefully untrue as well but from what the rags printed, since K-Fed wouldn’t accept responsibility and there could have been several other sperm donors, the girl took care of the problem.
Now there have been recent reports that Britney quit getting the birth control shots because she thought they were making her fat. Umm, yeah, it couldn’t be all the fast food she eats or anything. So reportedly she quit getting the shots and then started taking the pill instead. Yeah.. we know the pill isn’t something that makes women gain on average 5-7 pounds, right? Well, the pills can’t be what’s making her gain weight either because she apparently forgets to take them and thinks it’s some kind of joke. Someone said that she thinks because she’s not in a relationship that she is somehow immune to pregnancy.
Well now the rumors are going around again that she might be pregnant. Let’s hope not. After running a red light with her children in the car this weekend because she was messing with her cell phone, she has proved once again that she’s just not mother material.
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