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So What Is The Function of the Monitor?
[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.17.07 under Celebrity Snark
I hate myself for writing about Britney Spears again, but I’ve got some questions.
What is the function of this court appointed monitor that we were seeing in the car with Britney and the kids? How is she supposed to stop Britney from doing just whatever the hell she feels like?
It seems to me that the court just person in harm’s way by having this woman hang out with Britney while she gets to visit with her kids. The monitor couldn’t stop her from text messaging while she was driving and blowing through a red light at a dangerous intersection with them all in the car.
So what’s the point of having a monitor? It’s not like as soon as she witnesses some dangerous or destructive behavior she reports to the court and has the visitation revoked or anything. I haven’t seen that happening.
However, I wonder if she did talk to the judge today when K-Fed’s lawyer went back to court. The order is sealed, but the good old Commissioner decided that Britney can’t drive with the kids in the car anymore.
No word on whether or not Britney truly failed that drug test or if it was her Adderall. If the media reports are true and she’s on Adderall and Provigil, plus her breathing medication inhaler thing and supposedly some birth control pills when she remembers to take them.. no wonder the girl is a fruitcake. I’m no doctor, but you can’t really take… or shouldn’t take Provigil and Adderall together unless you really do want someone to have to scrape you off the ceiling. And if she is taking all of these prescription meds and is also abusing some kind of street drug… it’s going to be Anna Nicole Smith all over again. Trust.
Tags: britney spears, Celebrity Snark, court, driving, drugs, K Fed, kids, text message
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Is Britney Pregnant Again?
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.11.07 under Celebrity Snark
There are rumors, probably untrue, that Britney may be pregnant again.
Good Lord, I hope not.
There have been some tabloid reports that she was pregnant earlier this year, but on a trip back to Louisiana the problem disappeared. Ugg.. those rumors are hopefully untrue as well but from what the rags printed, since K-Fed wouldn’t accept responsibility and there could have been several other sperm donors, the girl took care of the problem.
Now there have been recent reports that Britney quit getting the birth control shots because she thought they were making her fat. Umm, yeah, it couldn’t be all the fast food she eats or anything. So reportedly she quit getting the shots and then started taking the pill instead. Yeah.. we know the pill isn’t something that makes women gain on average 5-7 pounds, right? Well, the pills can’t be what’s making her gain weight either because she apparently forgets to take them and thinks it’s some kind of joke. Someone said that she thinks because she’s not in a relationship that she is somehow immune to pregnancy.
Well now the rumors are going around again that she might be pregnant. Let’s hope not. After running a red light with her children in the car this weekend because she was messing with her cell phone, she has proved once again that she’s just not mother material.
Tags: birth control, Britney, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, K Fed, kids, pregnant, rumors, tabloid, weight gain
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So Britney Spears Is Not A Great Mother
[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.30.07 under Celebrity Snark
Today Commissioner Scott Gordon issued his ruling in the ongoing drama that is the Britney Spears vs. Kevin Federline custody battle. The news is, no one is impressed with Britney’s parenting skills and she did not get the 50/50 custody arrangement that she wanted.
Britney ended up with 3 visits a week with the kids. She’ll have them for two daytime visits and one overnight visit per week and these visits will be monitored. The Commish also gave her until Friday to child proof her pool area.
So, Britney’s not really cut out to be a mother. So what? Lots of people aren’t. The main problem is that she has two kids.
Brit has been quoted as saying the kids are “her life” and other vaguely cliche remarks.
The truth is, she could give two shits less about those kids. The only reason she doesn’t let K-Fed completely have them is because of how it would make her look.
I’ve got some news for you Britney: You could not possibly look more insane than you already do. Give the kids up, for their own good and before any more of your batshit rubs off on them. Kevin is going to have a hard enough time with them as it is, given that they are the offspring of the pair of you.
Tags: batshit, Brit, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, crazy, custody, K Fed, Kevin Federline, kids
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