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Britney Not Under The Influence?
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 01.05.08 under Celebrity Snark
With all the commotion at camp Britney the other night, I was believing that she was on drugs or had been drinking vodka since the deposition. However, now someone (and who knows who this person is, really) is saying to the media that she was clean and sober when the custody drama went down.
So, all I’m saying is, that if she is acting like this while clean and sober, Britney needs to be locked away in a mental institution for the long term before she hurts herself, the babies, or someone else.
Oh, and the best coverage I’ve seen of the whole Britney circus is at Taylor’s Entertainment News. Taylor has done an excellent roundup of the whole ding dang thing.
Tags: alcohol, batshit crazy, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, deposition, drugs
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Britney Pregnant Again? Not Likely.
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.28.07 under Celebrity Snark
Dear Lord, not another Britney story.
I was over at TrashyCeleb.com and their top story right now is that In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again with ex-boyfriend J.R. Rotem’s kid. They say Rotem confirmed it.
Now, I love TrashyCeleb, don’t get me wrong on that at all, but I think In Touch is pulling our legs. For one thing, didn’t she just have liposuction while she was in Vegas? She also had that lip thing done, which I’m not sure if you could do that while pregnant either. Also, she failed a drug test and said it was because of the Adderall she takes for ADD.
Umm.. even Britney should know that you can’t take Adderall if you are pregnant. And I’m sure she does. And I’m sure she’s not… pregnant.
Tags: Britney, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, drug test, liposuction, pregnant
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The Britney Laugh of the Day
[ No Comments ] Posted on 11.25.07 under Celebrity Snark
Today, some less than reputable places have the story that Britney Spears is all set to adopt a 6-year-old pair of twins from China.
Yeah. That’s it. you can laugh now. This is so easy, I don’t even have to give you a punch line with this one.
Tags: adoption, Britney, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, twins
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