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Dumbass Dog Chapman

[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.29.07 under Celebrity Snark

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Dog the dumbass Chapman, bounty hunter, is calling for Joe Francis, creator of “Girls Gone Wild” to be released from prison.  Dog even says he’ll sign the bond and if Francis were to try to run he could find him.

Sorry Dog, no one is that sure of your bounty hunting skills.

I am sure though, that you need a decent haircut.

I’m also sure that you’re only trying to be BFF with Joe Francis now to try to grab yourself some free publicity.

Try again Dog, we’re just not buying what you’re selling.  Dumbass.


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