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I Told You Dog Chapman Was A Dumbass
[ 7 Comments ] Posted on 11.01.07 under Dumbasses, Celebrity Snark
I hate that he is a racist bigot, but I’m glad that he’s been exposed now and his 15 minutes of fame are over. What an asshole.
What? You don’t know what I’m talking about? The National Enquirer and TMZ have published an audio rant of Dog The Bounty Hunter ranting on and doing his best Micheal Richards impersonation because his son dates a woman who happens to be black.
As I said I couple of days ago, Dog The Dumbass. He truly turns my stomach.
Now he’s making desperate calls to Al Sharpton, trying to do damage control.
A & E has suspended production of the dumbass show, “Dog The Bounty Hunter”.
Tags: Al Sharpton, asshole, bigot, Celebrity Snark, Dog Chapman, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Dumbasses, exposed, Michael Richards, racist
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So Britney Spears Is Not A Great Mother
[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.30.07 under Celebrity Snark
Today Commissioner Scott Gordon issued his ruling in the ongoing drama that is the Britney Spears vs. Kevin Federline custody battle. The news is, no one is impressed with Britney’s parenting skills and she did not get the 50/50 custody arrangement that she wanted.
Britney ended up with 3 visits a week with the kids. She’ll have them for two daytime visits and one overnight visit per week and these visits will be monitored. The Commish also gave her until Friday to child proof her pool area.
So, Britney’s not really cut out to be a mother. So what? Lots of people aren’t. The main problem is that she has two kids.
Brit has been quoted as saying the kids are “her life” and other vaguely cliche remarks.
The truth is, she could give two shits less about those kids. The only reason she doesn’t let K-Fed completely have them is because of how it would make her look.
I’ve got some news for you Britney: You could not possibly look more insane than you already do. Give the kids up, for their own good and before any more of your batshit rubs off on them. Kevin is going to have a hard enough time with them as it is, given that they are the offspring of the pair of you.
Tags: batshit, Brit, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, crazy, custody, K Fed, Kevin Federline, kids
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Dumbass Dog Chapman
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 10.29.07 under Celebrity Snark
Dog the dumbass Chapman, bounty hunter, is calling for Joe Francis, creator of “Girls Gone Wild” to be released from prison. Dog even says he’ll sign the bond and if Francis were to try to run he could find him.
Sorry Dog, no one is that sure of your bounty hunting skills.
I am sure though, that you need a decent haircut.
I’m also sure that you’re only trying to be BFF with Joe Francis now to try to grab yourself some free publicity.
Try again Dog, we’re just not buying what you’re selling. Dumbass.
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