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Leave Ellen Alone
[ 3 Comments ] Posted on 11.11.07 under Celebrity Snark
How dare anyone make fun of Ellen! After all she’s been through!
She loved Iggy! She dated Anne Heche! She has three fucking dogs that don’t annoy her cats. Heche turned out to be a nut case and Ellen has even done her show from a hospital bed!!!
And now she’s being bashed about the writer’s strike.
All you people care about is laughing and watching Ellen dance! SHE’S A COMEDIAN!!!!
What you don’t realize is that Ellen is making all of these jokes for you and all you do is write a bunch of CRAP about her.
She’s been an entertainer for years. Her show is called Ellen for a reason - because it’s her NAME NAME NAME NAME!!!!
*SOB*
Leave her alone!!!
*SOB*
You’re lucky she even does a show for you bastards! Leave Ellen ALONE!!
*SOB*
Please!
Mutts and Moms said that if Ellen couldn’t keep Iggy that she had to return him to them, no matter what.
Speaking of Iggy, since when is it nice to snatch a dog from a child???
*SOB*
LEAVE ELLEN A-Looo-NE!!!!
*SOB*
*Pl-eeeaaa-ssseee*
*SOB SOB SOB*
Leave Ellen DeGeneres alone RIGHT NOW!
I mean it.
Anyone who has a problem with her can just deal with me.
Because she’s busy with the writer’s strike right now!
*SOB SOB SOB SOB*
Leave Her and Portia Alone!
*whimper*
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Thanks to Chris Crocker for making this post possible.
Tags: Celebrity Snark, comedian, Ellen, Ellen DeDeneres, Iggy, Portia, writers strike
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Is Britney Pregnant Again?
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.11.07 under Celebrity Snark
There are rumors, probably untrue, that Britney may be pregnant again.
Good Lord, I hope not.
There have been some tabloid reports that she was pregnant earlier this year, but on a trip back to Louisiana the problem disappeared. Ugg.. those rumors are hopefully untrue as well but from what the rags printed, since K-Fed wouldn’t accept responsibility and there could have been several other sperm donors, the girl took care of the problem.
Now there have been recent reports that Britney quit getting the birth control shots because she thought they were making her fat. Umm, yeah, it couldn’t be all the fast food she eats or anything. So reportedly she quit getting the shots and then started taking the pill instead. Yeah.. we know the pill isn’t something that makes women gain on average 5-7 pounds, right? Well, the pills can’t be what’s making her gain weight either because she apparently forgets to take them and thinks it’s some kind of joke. Someone said that she thinks because she’s not in a relationship that she is somehow immune to pregnancy.
Well now the rumors are going around again that she might be pregnant. Let’s hope not. After running a red light with her children in the car this weekend because she was messing with her cell phone, she has proved once again that she’s just not mother material.
Tags: birth control, Britney, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, K Fed, kids, pregnant, rumors, tabloid, weight gain
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Jennifer Lopez Finally Breaks the Obvious News
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 11.08.07 under Celebrity Snark
Who did she think she was kidding anyway? Finally J. Lo has announced her pregnancy. Still no word on whether or not there is one baby or two in there though.
Everyone has seen her belly growing for some time now, but the fakity fake Lopez just played coy and acted as if she had no idea what people were talking about.
Now it’s out there. Can you see me rolling my eyes?
Tags: announcement, baby, Celebrity Snark, j lo, jennifer lopez, pregnancy, pregnant
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