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Britney Not Under The Influence?
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 01.05.08 under Celebrity Snark
With all the commotion at camp Britney the other night, I was believing that she was on drugs or had been drinking vodka since the deposition. However, now someone (and who knows who this person is, really) is saying to the media that she was clean and sober when the custody drama went down.
So, all I’m saying is, that if she is acting like this while clean and sober, Britney needs to be locked away in a mental institution for the long term before she hurts herself, the babies, or someone else.
Oh, and the best coverage I’ve seen of the whole Britney circus is at Taylor’s Entertainment News. Taylor has done an excellent roundup of the whole ding dang thing.
Tags: alcohol, batshit crazy, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, deposition, drugs
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Buh-Bye Borat, Ya Moron
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 12.23.07 under Celebrity Snark
So, Sacha Baron Cohen says that Borat is now dead. He’s decided to retire the character as well as his Ali G aspiring rapper character.
Well, I say good riddance. Borat was the most annoying and un-entertaining thing I have ever seen. I can’t believe the press and media exposure this B-actor got for something as simple minded as Borat.
Will the lawsuits go away now? Doubtful. Although most of the lawsuits against the Borat movie were so full of holes that they were getting laughed out of court, I saw at least one that did have merit. The guy that Borat kept trying to hug may actually have a case, but that remains to be seen.
Anyway, I’m more than happy to see Borat go. I just think it’s a couple of years too late.
Tags: Borat, Borat is dead, Celebrity Snark, lawsuits, retired, Sacha Baron Cohen
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Oprah Says BO Does Not Stink
[ 1 Comment ] Posted on 12.11.07 under Celebrity Snark
This is kind of sad because I always have liked Oprah, despite the fact that she seems to not be able to do a good deed without the cameras being on.
What’s shes’ doing now may or may not be considered a good deed. It all depends on your political stance.
In case you live under a turtle shell and haven’t heard, she’s on the campaign trail with presidential hopeful Barack Obama.
I’m not bashing Obama, as I can’t find a reason yet, but please. He’s a fine man, but if his skin were white would she be out there pulling for him?
My mom said.. “Well, there have been other black men who have run for president.”
Ok, yeah, that’s true. But Obama, as far as I’m concerned is the first legitimate African American presidential candidate. Don’t tell me that the Rev. Jesse Jackson ever had a prayer or winning - no pun intended. Nor did that other guy who ran.. you know, the one who always shows up when there is a racial issue with press coverage.
I don’t mind if Obama wins. Actually, if he keeps Hilary Clinton out of the White House then he’s got my vote. But seriously, why is Oprah pushing him so hard?
Tags: Barack Obama, candidate, Celebrity Snark, Hilary Clinton, Obama, Oprah, presidential, White House
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