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Posted on 02.29.08 11:21AM under Dumbasses, Trashy

The Drudge Report has just gone too far this time.

Media outlets had not reported that Prince Harry had been deployed to Afghanistan in December because, of course, he would likely be murdered if it were known that he was serving in the war. Any dumbass with half a brain cell would see that it was obviously important to keep this information from getting out.

Enter Matt Drudge. The Drudge Report broke the news that Prince Harry was deployed, therefore putting his life in grave danger. Therefore Harry is on his way home now so that he can hopefully avoid being murdered.

So Drudge, as if you haven’t shown your true colors before, you sure have now. Since when is putting someone’s life in danger worth a bit of Internet traffic? You are a completely ignorant asshole without a soul and I hope your advertisers drop you like a hot potato. You’ll be getting having me as one of your website visitors today, but only to see who’s peddling their trash there and lining your pocket so that I can know where NOT to spend my money.

You call yourself the world’s most powerful journalist? You are a journalist like Kirstie Alley is anorexic.

Well known for your stunts? Yes.

Respected? No. Not now, not ever.

Tags: Drudge Report, Dumbasses, Kirstie Alley, Matt Drudge, Prince Harry, Trashy

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Posted by Matt Barnes on 02.29.08 2:35 pm

This has been known by most of the major news agencies for some time. The BBC were filming a documentary. They have all recognised the importance and necessity to maintain secrecy.

Not only did they put his life at risk but the fact that he would be an obvious target were his presence revealed means that the lives and safety of all his colleagues were endangered.

This is the press at its most vulgar.
Posted by Gerri on 02.29.08 8:14 pm

Matt,

I completely agree. CNN said that they had not reported it due to security reasons. Drudge does not have a thimble full of integrity.

There needs to be more of a movement to boycott his advertisers. Hit him where it hurts, in his wallet and make him pay for this repugnant behavior.

Gerri