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An Open Letter to Digg

Posted on 02.20.08 11:53PM under Digg

Dear Digg,

I didn’t want to write this to you on Valentine’s Day, so I waited. It so sad to see such a beautiful love story end so tragically. You had my heart, you were my favorite… and then you dumped me without even the kindness of an explanation.

You seem to want to keep me on the hook though, as you didn’t completely delete me from your life; you just don’t seem to want me around.

Three e-mails now, and I’m still waiting for the courtesy of a reply. I know you have lots to do; you are, after all, a ‘net superstar. But did you forget about the little people who loved you?

I am trying not to take it personally. I know you’ve turned your back on many of us, I just don’t know why.

Now I see that there is an auto-bury script for the brigade to use. You’ve been notified about it, but will you act on it? There have been so many abuses; it’s hard not to shed a tear. I’m trying to be strong though.

You promised some communication. I’m waiting and hoping that wasn’t an empty promise to get people off your case.

Can our relationship be saved? It’s really up to you. Can you let us all know, one way or the other so that there can either be closure for this broken heart or even, as a best case scenario, we could get back together?

I know I’m probably dreaming, but just so you know, I took you at your word. I, along with many others, extended trust. We hope that trust was not misplaced, but we need to know. We need to hear from you and see some action on your part if this is to work out amicably.

I miss you, Digg. I hope you’ll do the right thing. Not just because I think it is right, but also because what is going on right now truly is wrong.

XoXoXo,

Bitch

Tags: auto bury, broken heart, Digg, Kevin Rose

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Posted by Taylor Blue on 02.21.08 2:16 pm

That’s why I never wanted to get involved with Digg…he breaks everyone’s heart!
Posted by Jack Payne on 03.04.08 8:03 pm

Members of the Digg Bury Brigade must subscribe to the axiom: Never go to bed angry; stay awake and plot your revenge.