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Britney Pregnant Again? Not Likely.

Posted on 11.28.07 8:16PM under Celebrity Snark

Dear Lord, not another Britney story.

I was over at TrashyCeleb.com and their top story right now is that In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant again with ex-boyfriend J.R. Rotem’s kid. They say Rotem confirmed it.

Now, I love TrashyCeleb, don’t get me wrong on that at all, but I think In Touch is pulling our legs. For one thing, didn’t she just have liposuction while she was in Vegas? She also had that lip thing done, which I’m not sure if you could do that while pregnant either. Also, she failed a drug test and said it was because of the Adderall she takes for ADD.

Umm.. even Britney should know that you can’t take Adderall if you are pregnant. And I’m sure she does. And I’m sure she’s not… pregnant.

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Posted by TrashyCeleb on 11.29.07 5:40 am

Well, I was pretty doubtful about it - NY Times Page 6 is reporting that it is not true and that the denials are coming out fast and furious from BritneyLand:
Quote:

“Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake. It’s BS.”

The story goes on to mention that the Britney might sue In Touch. Keep snarking!
Posted by Bitch on 12.01.07 1:48 am

Thanks for stopping by TrashyCeleb! It was a great find, even though it’s most likely not true - I had not read about the In Touch story until I saw it on you blog.

I also read that she might sue. We can always count on Britney for some daily craziness!