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Leave Ellen Alone

Posted on 11.11.07 12:06PM under Celebrity Snark

How dare anyone make fun of Ellen! After all she’s been through!

She loved Iggy! She dated Anne Heche! She has three fucking dogs that don’t annoy her cats. Heche turned out to be a nut case and Ellen has even done her show from a hospital bed!!!

And now she’s being bashed about the writer’s strike.

All you people care about is laughing and watching Ellen dance! SHE’S A COMEDIAN!!!!

What you don’t realize is that Ellen is making all of these jokes for you and all you do is write a bunch of CRAP about her.

She’s been an entertainer for years. Her show is called Ellen for a reason - because it’s her NAME NAME NAME NAME!!!!

*SOB*

Leave her alone!!!

*SOB*

You’re lucky she even does a show for you bastards! Leave Ellen ALONE!!

*SOB*

Please!

Mutts and Moms said that if Ellen couldn’t keep Iggy that she had to return him to them, no matter what.

Speaking of Iggy, since when is it nice to snatch a dog from a child???

*SOB*

LEAVE ELLEN A-Looo-NE!!!!

*SOB*

*Pl-eeeaaa-ssseee*

*SOB SOB SOB*

Leave Ellen DeGeneres alone RIGHT NOW!

I mean it.

Anyone who has a problem with her can just deal with me.

Because she’s busy with the writer’s strike right now!

*SOB SOB SOB SOB*

Leave Her and Portia Alone!

*whimper*

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Thanks to Chris Crocker for making this post possible.

Tags: Celebrity Snark, comedian, Ellen, Ellen DeDeneres, Iggy, Portia, writers strike

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Posted by Taylor Blue on 11.11.07 12:14 pm

what a great post….I got an email about boycotting the show…people are rude and turning their backs on her!! HOW RUDE!
Posted by Snark on 11.11.07 8:14 pm

I can’t believe people would boycott Ellen. The heartless bitches!
Posted by Taylor Blue on 11.19.07 10:15 pm

they don’t really care about her then!