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Shocking Amy Winehouse Drug Arrest
[ No Comments ] Posted on 10.20.07 under Celebrity Snark
Well, recently Amy Winehouse and her husband were busted in Norway for possessing a quarter bag of marijuana. Now that is shocking to me. It’s simply unbelievable that it wasn’t crack or heroin and a seemingly “soft” drug like pot.
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Britney, A No-Show Is A Positive!
[ 4 Comments ] Posted on 10.19.07 under Celebrity Snark
If I want someone to be able to get in touch with me, I give them my correct phone number. If I wanted to avoid someone, I would give them the number to dial-a-prayer.
Well, now Britney Spears has lost visitation rights with her two small sons. I wish I was shocked, but I do have to say I am slightly surprised. I thought that she finally realized that a court order is not a suggestion, but a requirement.
So, there was a hush hush hearing in the custody matter between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline yesterday. I don’t think either party showed up but the lawyers talked with the Commissioner.
Today it was announced that as a result of yesterday’s hearing, Britney Spears has now lost her visitation rights with the kids. It turns out that Britney gave her ex-assistant’s cell phone number to the drug screening agency, and therefore they couldn’t contact her for the court ordered random drug screening. Did they check the gas station and Starbucks? Please, Britney is easy to find. Follow the paps!
So, when you are ordered by the court to do drug testing, a no-show is the same thing as a positive. This is the case because drug addicts try every trick in the book to avoid being tested. Was Britney just stupid or was she avoiding her drug testing?
So, what are the Vegas odds that Britney is out at a club tonight? The girl will never learn. If losing the kids wasn’t a wake up call, then losing visitation won’t be either. She’s sad, and tragic and I feel so sorry for those kids. You know that no matter what, kids love their mom and they need her to clean up.
On a side note, since K-Fed got custody of the boys, has anyone actually seen him with them? Are they destined to be raised by various nannies with no parental interaction whatsoever? If that’s the case then K-Fed and Brit should just let them be adopted to a loving home. I think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt need to pay these parents a visit!
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Mr. Never Shut Up, Donald Trump
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 10.17.07 under Celebrity Snark
Today I decided to paint my dining room. The color was supposed to be a lovely caramel brown, but instead it looks like Mabelline Light Ivory foundation and is definitely puke-worthy.
So, before I go back to the paint counter I thought I’d say something about Donald Trump.
While I was artfully making the dining room into a French whore, I had CNN on the tv in the living room for background noise. they kept playing a Donald Trump piece that made me more nauseated than the paint color I was slopping on the walls.
The sound bites were mainly Trump saying his usual, “Rosie is a loser”, “Dan Rather is a loser”, blah blah blah, but now he has a new target. It’s Angelina Jolie.
It seems Trump thinks that Jolie isn’t a great American beauty after all. He doesn’t seem impressed by her humanitarian work at all and says he wouldn’t want to shake her hand.
They also showed people on the street who were waiting for Trump to arrive and speak somewhere and they said they each got paid $50 to stand there and pretend to be Trump fans. Umm.. well at least Angelina Jolie doesn’t have to pay people to pretend to like her.
I agree that years ago, Angelina Jolie did act like a total fruit in public. She kisses her brother passionate on the mouth and couldn’t stop making out with Billy Bob long enough for the press to ask him about the sex they had in the limo on the way to whatever event they were at… she was nutty.
I remember seeing an interview with Angelina Jolie on the Tonight Show one time after she was in Girl Interrupted and I swear if she wasn’t drunk or on drugs she must have left her brain in the green room. I couldn’t comprehend a thing she was saying and she appeared spacey and stupid.
But sometime after that there was a transformation of Angelina Jolie. It seemed like overnight her looks drastically improved and she gained a brain as she lost a few pounds. She started adopting kids and getting great movie roles and became Hollywood’s most sought after. Some people dissed her for hooking up with Brad Pitt while he was still married to Jennifer Anniston, but they seemed to get over it when they realized that besides traveling around and picking up orphans, she does also do a ton of hands on humanitarian work and also donates a third of her income to charities.
So fine, she used to be a stupid airhead who acted like a slut, but she’s definitely changed that image. Trump is just trying to pick a fight. I’m hoping she doesn’t respond to his remarks in any way at all.
If I were Trump’s daughter, I would look into having him committed. He’s the one that’s a total loon. He seems to suffer from some type of irrational entitlement complex. But hey, if Angelina can transform herself in such an amazing way, maybe there is hope for Donald Trump. But then again, maybe not.
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