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So Britney Spears Is Not A Great Mother
Posted on 10.30.07 6:57PM under Celebrity Snark
Today Commissioner Scott Gordon issued his ruling in the ongoing drama that is the Britney Spears vs. Kevin Federline custody battle. The news is, no one is impressed with Britney’s parenting skills and she did not get the 50/50 custody arrangement that she wanted.
Britney ended up with 3 visits a week with the kids. She’ll have them for two daytime visits and one overnight visit per week and these visits will be monitored. The Commish also gave her until Friday to child proof her pool area.
So, Britney’s not really cut out to be a mother. So what? Lots of people aren’t. The main problem is that she has two kids.
Brit has been quoted as saying the kids are “her life” and other vaguely cliche remarks.
The truth is, she could give two shits less about those kids. The only reason she doesn’t let K-Fed completely have them is because of how it would make her look.
I’ve got some news for you Britney: You could not possibly look more insane than you already do. Give the kids up, for their own good and before any more of your batshit rubs off on them. Kevin is going to have a hard enough time with them as it is, given that they are the offspring of the pair of you.
Tags: batshit, Brit, britney spears, Celebrity Snark, crazy, custody, K Fed, Kevin Federline, kids
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