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Britney, A No-Show Is A Positive!

Posted on 10.19.07 2:08AM under Celebrity Snark

If I want someone to be able to get in touch with me, I give them my correct phone number. If I wanted to avoid someone, I would give them the number to dial-a-prayer.

Well, now Britney Spears has lost visitation rights with her two small sons. I wish I was shocked, but I do have to say I am slightly surprised. I thought that she finally realized that a court order is not a suggestion, but a requirement.

So, there was a hush hush hearing in the custody matter between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline yesterday. I don’t think either party showed up but the lawyers talked with the Commissioner.

Today it was announced that as a result of yesterday’s hearing, Britney Spears has now lost her visitation rights with the kids. It turns out that Britney gave her ex-assistant’s cell phone number to the drug screening agency, and therefore they couldn’t contact her for the court ordered random drug screening. Did they check the gas station and Starbucks? Please, Britney is easy to find. Follow the paps!

So, when you are ordered by the court to do drug testing, a no-show is the same thing as a positive. This is the case because drug addicts try every trick in the book to avoid being tested. Was Britney just stupid or was she avoiding her drug testing?

So, what are the Vegas odds that Britney is out at a club tonight? The girl will never learn. If losing the kids wasn’t a wake up call, then losing visitation won’t be either. She’s sad, and tragic and I feel so sorry for those kids. You know that no matter what, kids love their mom and they need her to clean up.

On a side note, since K-Fed got custody of the boys, has anyone actually seen him with them? Are they destined to be raised by various nannies with no parental interaction whatsoever? If that’s the case then K-Fed and Brit should just let them be adopted to a loving home. I think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt need to pay these parents a visit!

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Posted by BillyWarhol on 10.19.07 12:24 pm

U knew I’d have to pop by + see which Dumbasses were makin’ da News*

I imagine most Hollywood Starz + Rockstars kids are raised by Nannies or shipped off to Boarding Skool where they belong!!

;))

Damn RugRats*
Posted by lakitchensink on 10.19.07 2:10 pm

I found out she just had a lip augmentation done. Now she has scary Meg Ryan lips. Do bigger lips make people more responsible looking? Maybe it’s just because I’m a guy, but I always thought lip implants meant you were good at blow jobs.
Posted by Taylor Blue on 10.19.07 6:35 pm

What a dumbass…LOL…love this site girl!
Posted by Snark on 10.23.07 12:42 am

haha.. yes, she did get her lips done and they look retarded. Thanks guys for stopping by