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The Douche Report
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 02.29.08 under Dumbasses, Trashy
The Drudge Report has just gone too far this time.
Media outlets had not reported that Prince Harry had been deployed to Afghanistan in December because, of course, he would likely be murdered if it were known that he was serving in the war. Any dumbass with half a brain cell would see that it was obviously important to keep this information from getting out.
Enter Matt Drudge. The Drudge Report broke the news that Prince Harry was deployed, therefore putting his life in grave danger. Therefore Harry is on his way home now so that he can hopefully avoid being murdered.
So Drudge, as if you haven’t shown your true colors before, you sure have now. Since when is putting someone’s life in danger worth a bit of Internet traffic? You are a completely ignorant asshole without a soul and I hope your advertisers drop you like a hot potato. You’ll be getting having me as one of your website visitors today, but only to see who’s peddling their trash there and lining your pocket so that I can know where NOT to spend my money.
You call yourself the world’s most powerful journalist? You are a journalist like Kirstie Alley is anorexic.
Well known for your stunts? Yes.
Respected? No. Not now, not ever.
Tags: Drudge Report, Dumbasses, Kirstie Alley, Matt Drudge, Prince Harry, Trashy
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An Open Letter to Digg
[ 2 Comments ] Posted on 02.20.08 under Digg
Dear Digg,
I didn’t want to write this to you on Valentine’s Day, so I waited. It so sad to see such a beautiful love story end so tragically. You had my heart, you were my favorite… and then you dumped me without even the kindness of an explanation.
You seem to want to keep me on the hook though, as you didn’t completely delete me from your life; you just don’t seem to want me around.
Three e-mails now, and I’m still waiting for the courtesy of a reply. I know you have lots to do; you are, after all, a ‘net superstar. But did you forget about the little people who loved you?
I am trying not to take it personally. I know you’ve turned your back on many of us, I just don’t know why.
Now I see that there is an auto-bury script for the brigade to use. You’ve been notified about it, but will you act on it? There have been so many abuses; it’s hard not to shed a tear. I’m trying to be strong though.
You promised some communication. I’m waiting and hoping that wasn’t an empty promise to get people off your case.
Can our relationship be saved? It’s really up to you. Can you let us all know, one way or the other so that there can either be closure for this broken heart or even, as a best case scenario, we could get back together?
I know I’m probably dreaming, but just so you know, I took you at your word. I, along with many others, extended trust. We hope that trust was not misplaced, but we need to know. We need to hear from you and see some action on your part if this is to work out amicably.
I miss you, Digg. I hope you’ll do the right thing. Not just because I think it is right, but also because what is going on right now truly is wrong.
XoXoXo,
Bitch
Tags: auto bury, broken heart, Digg, Kevin Rose
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Digg Bury Brigade Revealed!
[ 4 Comments ] Posted on 02.20.08 under Digg
Tags: bury brigade, Digg, sucks
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